The beautiful, sleek, stunning, and as always reliable, Invicta Force watch. This deal of the day is $89.99
the $525 retail price). Sale ends at
midnight tonight (EST).
Well, Batman, you’re
here to take me to
Arkham Asylum, are you? Well, there’s one more rule you’ll have to
break before you can take me in.
What cruel plot
have I concocted this time, you ask? Well, if you look to your right,
you’ll see your trusty sidekick, Robin, tied up and defenseless,
hanging over a pit of poisonous spikes. Any false move, and he drops to
his death [insert high-pitched Joker laugh here].
your left, you’ll see your true love, the beautiful, sleek, stunning,
and always reliable Invicta Force watch,
sitting on a stone pedestal, a giant anvil hanging above it in the air.
One wrong decision, and the anvil crushes it to
[Insert another more diabolical Joker Laugh
You’ll have to choose, Batman! Your best
friend and sidekick, or the most gorgeous watch you ever bought,
that you got at an 83% discount on JomaDeals, that’s at the pinnacle of
design. Which one will you choose?! [Insert shorter Joker
So, Batman, the trap is set! You’ll have
30-seconds to make your choice before…oh, okay. Already? That was fast.
You picked the watch. Just like that, huh? You’re not even going to
consider saving Robin? No? Okay. You know, this isn’t really fun for me
if you don’t have some sort of moral dilemma or something. You’re
ruining the moment. Are you sure? Sigh. Fine. Take the watch. I’ll take
the bird boy. Lame. I’m going to see if I can start torturing Iron Man
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