This watch is so good it will ruin other watches for you.
Your pick of 4 sleek styles! This deal of the day is $89.99 (89% off the
$795 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight
I’ve had a lot of
girlfriends in my day,
love has come and gone, and when the inevitable breakup comes, I always
feel really sorry for the girl on the other end. Why? Well, it should
be obvious. For one, she’s not with me anymore, and that must be really
painful for her. Second, even after I’m long gone, she’s not going to
be able to have a positive, sustainable relationship with anyone else
because the entire time she’s going to be thinking of how badly she
misses me. I’m so studly that I’ve ruined other men for her, and
although that’s really sad, hey, I can’t help it. I’m just the way God
Which is why I’m so glad I found this
watch. The deal of the day today is this Invicta Sport Diver men’s watch.
It’s a gorgeous piece of work with a sleek chronograph dial, stainless steel
case, and tachymeter-engraved
. In the words of my cool 80s English
this watch is boss. And today only you can get it at a 89% discount,
which is even more bosslier (I just made up a new word, that’s how
awesome the watch is).
When I bought it, I literally
threw out all the rest of my watches. I just knew I had found my true
love and I didn’t need any more watches. Let’s just hope this watch
never leaves me because, and I never ever say this, but this watch
could do better than a guy like me (not much better, but
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