An awesome, high tech watch from Invicta. This deal of the day is $249 (87% off the $1,995 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
If just reading the name of this watch and seeing its picture didn’t already make you crap your pants, there is something wrong with your bowels. This is a truly awesome, kick-a watch from Invicta. It’s sick. It’s dope. It’s all kinds of slang words someone my age and ethnicity should not be saying. I’m just overcome with excitement, that’s all. This is the kind of watch that I would wear if I were a Navy Seal with bulging biceps, a frickin’ cool gun that’s so high tech that it looks like it was pulled from the set of Men in Black, and the number of terrorists I’ve killed tattooed on my shoulder (the answer: One Billion). What makes it so cool, you ask? Well, for one thing, it comes with a Perforated Skeleton Dial, which not only looks cool, it’s about the coolest name they could come up with. But no, they have an even better name to describe another feature: The Flame Fusion Crystal, a scratch resistant, anti-reflectant durable crystal material patented by Invicta that they I’m pretty sure they made from a mysterious glowing material they found in a meteorite that landed in South Africa. And if that wasn’t enough, it’s also water resistant to 500m and comes in two different styles. That’s pretty cool. And all these features can be yours today as part of the daily deal price of 87% off retail. So what are you waiting for? Go ahead and buy this as a holiday gift for a loved one or even yourself (you deserve to be selfish once in awhile, it might as well be during the holidays). This deal is too good to pass up. Just thinking about it makes me want to have an alien baby burst out of my chest with excitement. But I’ll try to contain myself for the good of my co-workers. Plus, I’d probably get space goo all over my computer and have to replace it.
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