Invicta Signature Pro Diver Automatic Mens Watch 7044
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You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A real beaut of an automatic Invicta Pro Diver watch. This Deal of the Day is only
$79 (80% off the $395 retail price). Deal ends at midnight (EST)
You know what’s cool about
Thursday? It’s the day before Friday. It’s the point when you can see
the light at the end of the tunnel. You can taste the weekend coming up.
It beckons you to keep working, for the promise of a few days of
R&R is nigh. So keep working hard, enjoy watching “The Office”
tonight, and in between, surf the Internet for a good deal or two.
You’ve earned it).
Today’s Daily Deal is from the Invicta collection called the Pro Diver. What’s so good about the Invicta Pro Diver? Well,
put on your fish-gut coveralls and your baiting gloves and jump on the
boat, my friend, because if the Pro Diver watch stands for anything,
it’s nautical adventures with a bunch of gritty, hairy men who never
shower and smell a little like pee (you get bonus points if you have a
hook for a hand or one eye missing, but we’ll settle for an ugly facial
scar and a few missing teeth).
It’s like that one show
Deadliest Catch, or it’s most recent copycat, Whale Wars (I’m not sure
if this new show is any good, but I guarantee that a fight between the
king crab guys and the whale wars guys is a spin-off that almost demands
to be written). These are the kind of shows where manly men get on a
boat for months and months under grueling conditions without proper rest
or sanitation in order to find adventure and fortune on the high seas.
They’re like Boy Scout Pirates: looking for adventure without doing
anything illegal (that would be a cool Scout Oath: “On my honor, I will
do my best to do my duty, to pillage and ransack…). It’s all the
adventure of the High Seas without being hunted by Her Majesty’s Royal
Like the other watches in the same series,
today’s daily deal is made of only the highest quality materials and all
the best features. And since you’ll need this watch to stand up on the
high seas, it comes with a durable stainless steel body, luminous hands and dots
for night reading, and heightened water resistance of 660 ft (that’s
more than twice the water resistance of our BEST water watches, so this
is double good to double your pleasure). Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go take a shower. I smell a
little like pee.Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its
territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery
within the United States. All items will be shipped in 1-3 business
days, pending verification.