Invicta Signature II Two Tone Stainless Steel Mens Watch 7287
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A beautiful, Invicta mens watch that knows it’s awesome.
This deal of the day is $49.99 (90% off the $495 retail price). Sale
ends at midnight tonight
Recommendation for Mr. Invicta Signature
To whom it may concern,
Invicta Signature II has held the position of watch on my wrist for
few years, and I can’t recommend him highly enough for a position on
your arm. He’s extremely capable and would make a great fit in your
left wrist or right wrist division, and with a little imagination,
could also fit into one of your ankle divisions if you see fit. He’s an
exceptional worker. He’s always on time, never behind on his work,
extremely reliable, and I don’t even think he eats or sleeps, which
actually scares me a bit and makes me think he should be a therapist.
But that’s neither here nor there. The point is, he’s as steady as a
rock. He looks great in a suit, but also looks good on casual
Friday’s in khaki shorts and a polo. He’s proven very useful during his
time here with his Quartz movement, luminescent hands and markers,
scratch resistant crystal, water resistance, and he can even
drink a gallon of milk in less than
an hour (did it during lunch once on a dare. Unbelievable). I know what
you’re thinking; what’s the catch? I don’t blame you for being
skeptical, and there are a few things you should know about him. First,
he’s one cocky SOB. He’s awesome and he knows it. Second, he’s way too
good looking. He started many office romances and reckless flings,
steals the spotlight during important meetings, and always seems to win
our Office Fantasy Football leagues (How did he get Adrian Peterson.
Matt Forte, AND Drew Brees on his team?). But hey, that’s part of his
charm. And the best part is, he’s willing to work for you for 90% less
than others in his field. Why? I really don’t know, but I’m guessing
he’s not in it for the money, that beautiful SOB. He’s got a lot of
give, so if you want him, don’t wait long to make an
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