An awesome, black ion-plated Signature II watch from Invicta. Christmas Delivery guaranteed in the US when you select 2 day shipping. This deal of
the day is $59.99 (88% off the $495 retail price) with FREE SHIPPING. Sale ends at midnight
Yesterday, when my true love gave me five
golden rings, I thought that she had finally come around and learned a
thing or two about gifts, namely that I hate birds, and that giving me 7
swans a’ swimming and 6 geese a’ laying was a really bad idea. I
thought wrong, my JomaFriends. Apparently she’s back on the whole bird
thing. Today, with only four days until Christmas, my true love gave me
four calling birds. I know what you’re thinking. “Brian, four calling
birds are tiny! You should be able to handle them better than geese or
swans. Stop complaining, you baby.” No! I will not stop complaining. And
don’t call me a baby, jerk. Have you ever owned a calling bird? You
know what calling birds do? They frickin’ CALL! Especially at five in
the morning, during important phone calls, while I’m watching a movie,
or while I’m praying to the bird gods to have mercy and kill my calling
birds. I felt so angry, I bought myself today’s daily deal to feel
better: the Invicta Signature II watch. It’s a sleek, ion-plated steel timepiece that you can literally
enjoy forever. It makes for a great last-minute stocking stuffer. And of
course, the deal comes with a 1-year Invicta warranty, so if anything blows up, we’ll fix it for free. Why, oh why, can’t my ex-true love
take a hint? I’m going home now to cook some leftover goose for dinner.
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