A really sick watch. Sick as in “awesome,” not sick as in
“sick.” This deal of the day is $59.99 (90% off the $595 retail price).
Sale ends at midnight tonight
My backup plan,
just in case this whole working in an office at a desk for company
doesn’t work out, is to dust off my guitar, get my buddies together to
form a band, and hit the road playing in smoky bars and hip Café’s all
over the country. Imagine: a job where you can wear skintight leather
pants, have a purple fauxhawk, get tons of visible tattoos, and flirt
with the girls in the crowd without getting slapped with a disciplinary
suspension from HR (those guys give me the eye every casual Friday and I
don’t like it). You could sleep all day, party every night, make tons
of poor decisions and die while in your prime of a serious drug
overdose. Sigh. That’d be the life. But until my life falls apart and
I’m forced to pursue a life in the entertainment biz to get fame and
fortune in order to validate my self worth, I’ll just settle for playing
Guitar Hero wearing the clothes and accessories that make me FEEL like
I’m rock ‘n roll. Today’s deal of the day is the Invicta Signature II Chronograph watch.
It comes with killer black rubber bracelet, a black dial, and a black stainless steel
case for a really sick look (sick as in “awesome,” not sick as in
“sick.” Sick is the new phat). And today only, you can be a little bit
rock ‘n roll for 90% off the retail price. So buy this watch and good
luck with everything. Today, I’m a lowly web company employee. But one
day, I’ll be so big you’ll be able to buy my CD at Starbucks. But by
then, you’ll only be buying mp3s online and CDs will join cassette tapes
and vinyl records in music heaven, so I’ll likely end up back here
anyway. Sigh again.Jomadeals.com
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