Invicta Series II Collection Mens Watch 8950
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You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
You’ll always be thankful you discovered this awesome
men’s watch from Invicta. This deal of the day is $44.99 (80% off
the $225 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight
trusted assistant, come see what I’ve
I’m not sure I should. Last time you
showed me stuff, you burned off my eyebrows and I lost all feeling in
No, no! This is different! My inventions
work properly this time.
Fine. What have you
First, a paper-clipping machine. Hate
constantly having to put paperclips on things in the office? Well, not
anymore! This handy machine does it for you. Just take your stack of
papers, put them in the machine, punch in the correct code and how many
papers, turn the knob, hold down the lid, and presto! Instantly
So it takes an extremely
simple task and makes it more complex?
Never mind. What’s
It’s poo in a
Pranksters hate having
to find fresh dog poo to put in a brown bag and light on fire. So we
package them together so they don’t have to search for dog poo anymore!
And that’s not all! There’s also a small incendiary device inside so it
instantly catches fire when…
No! Don’t do
…you push this button. Sorry, assistant. That
fireball was a lot bigger than I expected.
okay. I think I still have my false eyebrows left over from last time.
Oh, nothing. Just a discovery I made on
any watch. An Invicta Series II Collection. It has a totally unique
two-tone stainless steel design with 18kt gold plating, champagne dial, the works.
I’ll be honest. It’s
And best yet, it was on sale at a 80%
discount. It looks great with my lab suit, and great when I go out on
Friday night to party with my lady friends.
“party with my lady friends,” you of course mean play World of Warcraft
with your online highschool friends who you’ve never met and have only
talked to on your headset?
Yes. That’s what I
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