Father’s Day Special: A sleek, sophisticated gift from Invicta that doesn’t imply your dad is old, boring, or stupid. This deal
of the day is
$69 (81% off
the $355 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight
Are you kidding
me? It’s Father’s Day, a day where your wife and kids are supposed to
shower you with love and appreciation for all of the fun, relaxation,
and dreams you sacrificed to raise them as good, respectable people, and
they give me hair dye?
I know I’m getting old. I’m
not denying that. I’m just saying on this one day where dads get to be
number one, I’d rather not think about my youth that expired long before
I started college savings accounts for these little brats (and not get
one of those “Number 1 Dad” shirts, either. I already have five. Message
Seriously, I’d rather have a tie, or what
I really wanted, an Invicta Speedway watch. I love those watches.
Classy, sleek, regal, solid construction. And best yet, I saw the watch on sale at an 81% discount on
JomaDeals. They could have bought it for me then, saved a ton of money,
and had it here by Father’s Day. But no. They decided to do their
shopping at Walgreens. I’m surprised they didn’t pick up a cane and a
bottle of Metamucil while they were at it.
right back, everyone. I’m going away for a few minutes to have a midlife
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