White Potato Pearl Necklace & Bracelet Set
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You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
This White Potato Pearl Necklace & Bracelet Set is just right. It’s
a deal of the day
that’s only $19.99 (80% off the $99.99 retail price). Sale ends at
midnight tonight (EST).
upon a time, there was a
young girl who snuck into the house of a family of bears because she
didn’t think that getting mauled to death by a group of hungry animals
could actually happen to her. And she didn’t think it was freaky that
this particular family of bears were also sophisticated enough to
build, furnish, and maintain a human-like home. If all bears learn to
do this, humanity is doomed. There’s no way we can survive against a
creature with brute, flesh-tearing strength AND an eye for interior
design. But I digress…
So she went inside to poke
around a bit. She tried their porridge. After sticking her finger into
the middle of each bowl, she found one she liked, poured a bunch of
sugar on it and ate it. Then she started knocking chairs over for no
apparent reason until she found a recliner with a leather cushion that
felt nice on her behind. Then she went upstairs and started rooting
through their personal belongings. She found today’s deal of the day,
this White Potato Pearl Necklace & Bracelet Set.
The necklace and bracelet set was a
stunningly beautiful yet simple take on a classic form. She looked for a price
tag. Only $19.99, marked down by 80%.
some reason, she still wasn’t freaked out and decided to take a nap in
one of their beds. But not before pouring honey all over herself. Go
The Bear family returned home after a long
day of knocking over full sized Evergreens and sharpening their claws
on the rifles of eaten hunters. They found that someone had ruined
their porridge. No biggie. They saw that someone had rearranged their
furniture. They liked it better that way. They went upstairs and saw
that someone had rummaged through their stuff. Nothing missing, no harm
done. But then mama bear noticed her new deal of the day White Potato Pearl Necklace & Bracelet Set around the neck and wrist of a little, honey-soaked girl
sleeping in her bed. Mama Bear was pissed. They now use the little
girl’s head as a coffee mug.
The moral of the story?
Don’t break into the homes of man-eating wild animals and steal their
stuff. Seems like a no brainer, but I guess kids weren’t very smart
Set of 18” 12-13mm & 6-7mm White Potato Pearl Necklace & 7.5” Bracelet w/ Metal Findings & Lobster ClaspJomadeals.com does not
ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA
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