1.50 CTW Radiant Cut Diamond Ring in White Gold
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Wow, that diamond ring really makes you feel pretty yet
powerful, doesn't it? This deal of the day is $2,995 (82% off the $16,800
retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight
Hello Mommy. Do I look like a pretty
You’re the cutest little six-year old on the block! Well, on the street
See, I’m wearing your green dress, your big
hat with the feathers in it, your big red heels, and your pretty white
gloves, and your 1.50ctw Diamond Ring.
with that. That’s mommy’s favorite
Yes, it’s what we
grownups call a luxury heirloom. Smooth, feminine design. It’s a
high luxury piece that I got at a deal of the day 82%
discount. It makes mommy feel pretty yet powerful. Seriously, if you
break that, it’s back to the orphanage.
So not only am I
a pretty princess, but a powerful one, too?
you could say that, pumpkin.
As a powerful princess,
I’m going make all the people in the kingdom love me…
The ring does have that affect on people,
I’ll make everyone love and adore me, play tea
party with me, serve me, look the other way when I invade and conquer
weaker neighboring nations…
…Raise taxes to unheard of levels under the
guise of social good when in reality I’m just throwing the money into a
bottomless pit that is failed government programs, I’ll torture enemies
of the state on an offshore military base, conspire with other world
leaders to create a new world order, and I’ll have a pony,
Has daddy been letting you watch Sean Hannity
Stone Type: Genuine Natural Diamond
Diamond Total Weight (CT. T.W.): 1.50 Carats
Center Diamond Weight: 1.50 CT.
Center Stone Clarity: SI1
Center Stone Color: I-J
Center Stone Shape: Radiant Cut
Side Diamond Weight: .40 CT. T.W.
Side Stone Clarity: SI2
Side Stone Color: I
Luxury Gift Box: Yes
Certificate: Ships with certificate authenticating the color, cut, clarity, size, weight and value of all stones
*Size: Available in any size. Once your order is placed email firstname.lastname@example.org with your order # and the requested size.
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Product ships 3-5 business days after order, pending