"The Greatest Grandpa" Two-Tone Quartz Pocket Watch by FMD (Warranty by Fossil)
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An awesome, stylish pocket, perfect for Grandpa.
This deal of the day is $9.99 (75% off the $39.95 retail price). Sale
ends at midnight tonight
Thirty days in the desert.
Seven days without food. Very little water. Barely able to drag myself
along. But while my body is weak, my spirit is strong. I’m nearing the
end of my vision quest.
Suddenly, my knees buckle
and give way to what little weight remains of my emaciated body. This
is it. I’m so near death, that my vision is imminent. Plus, I just
smoked a bunch of peyote cactus flowers, so if that doesn’t do it,
What’s that? I believe I’m seeing a
vision now…yes, it’s quite clear. It’s…it’s…it’s my grandfather
coming to deliver a message about the meaning of life and my eternal
destiny. And look at what he’s wearing! What a nice suit. And is that a FMD pocket watch? Jeez, gramps, who knew you had so
much style? Does everyone in heaven dress like Frank Sinatra? Sweet. I
gotta tell ya, the watch makes the entire outfit. Sleek, very
sleek. And I bet you heaven sells it to you at a steep deal of the day
discount or something, like at 75% off of retail. Nice. Heaven
Huh? What Grandfather? Uh, no. Sorry, I
wasn’t really paying attention. I was looking at your cooler than cool pocket watch. So what were you saying? Something about following some sort of
path to peace and enlightenment or something? Wait, don’t go! You have
my full attention this time, I promise? Grandpa? Sigh. Oh, well. I went
on a vision quest and got a vision. Mission accomplished. I’m going to
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