Silver Diamond Bracelet
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You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A gorgeous, glittering bracelet, perfect for a “night out” outfit. This deal of the day is $99.99 (75% off the $398 retail price) with FREE SHIPPING. Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Alright, woman. Just come down from the tree. I’m hungry and I don’t have all day.
Look, I know you’re a grizzly bear and everything, and eating wandering hikers is kind of your thing, but couldn’t you just let me go? Just this once? I’ve got some hotdogs in my car.
Ew, hotdogs? Are you kidding me? I’ve got a premium steak clinging to dear life in the branches of a tree and you’re offering me hotdogs? Why don’t you just drizzle honey on your head and come down now. It’ll just make this easier on everyone.
I have a gun you can have! Think of all the food you could shoot with it!
Sorry, no opposable thumbs. Wouldn’t be able to use it.
How about my car? Go on a bear road trip.
My bracelet? It’s a luxury diamond one I got from JomaDeals. Look, it’s shiny!
Come on, this is just getting…ooOOooh, it IS shiny.
Yes! Yes it is! Just look at how pretty and glittery it is! And those are real round diamonds in there! You’ll love it.
Don’t insult me. It’s for my wife.
Okay, so your wife will love it. I got it off of the deal of the day for only $99.99, but I’ll give it to you if you let me go. Deal?
Deal. But do me a favor. Rub some of that ketchup from the hotdogs on my face so it at least LOOKS like I mauled someone. I have a reputation to keep.
Silver Bracelet with I3;I4 HIJ Round Diamonds, 1/2ct TDW
Length (inches): 7.5Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.