37 Carat Created Pink Sapphire Sterling Silver Bracelet
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You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A bracelet so gorgeous, you’d rather see another woman raise it than to have some King chop it in half. Which is quite noble of you. This deal of the day is $109.00 (76% off the $450.00 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
I, Solomon, have heard the case of both women. And after careful consideration, I have reached a decision: We’re going to start slicing stuff up.
You, woman, claim this Pink Sapphire Bracelet is yours, that you got it as a present from your boyfriend a few weeks ago. And you, other woman, claim it is yours, that you bought it as a gift to reward yourself for a hard week of work. And you both claim to have bought it off of the JomaDeals deal of the day at a 76% discount.
Since neither of you have proof that the other is lying, the only answer is to cut the bracelet in half and let you both share it. Someone get me a hacksaw.
I am well aware that cutting this bracelet in half will make it useless to both of you, but that’s how we do things in my court. We’ve cut all kinds of things in half here: coins, houses, cars, swimming pools, family pets, big screen TVs, etc. Crazy, but hey, the law is the law. If two people fight over something, it gets cut in half. Plain and simple.
What’s that? Oh, you found your bracelet in your purse? Haha, well, good. Glad we can all have a good laugh about this and move on. I’m still going to cut it in half though. It’s part of our internet series “Will it Cut,” we’ve been putting on youtube. We have to do something to keep things fresh around here.Specs:
Stones: 95 oval
cut created pink sapphire stones set over three rows
Prong setting, set with 37
carats of sensuous created pink sapphires
fitted with a secure sterling silver tongue box clasp
Clasp Type: Comfortable
pressure clasp with two safety catches
Set in glistening .925 Solid Sterling
7” length 3/8” wide
Neatly packed in a Luxurious Gift-Ready Gift Pouch
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