Sterling Silver Amethyst Square Earrings Set
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You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A toast to this gorgeous set of earrings that may or may not keep you from getting drunk. This deal of the day is $29.99 (89% off the $280 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Today’s deal of the day is an elegant, regal, striking set of Amethyst Earrings. For those of you who know what Amethyst is, good for you. Why don’t you go solve the housing crisis since you seem to know all of the answers? If you’re like me and don’t know, I took the liberty of finding out from our friends at Wikipedia, the worlds most comprehensive source of information that may or may not be accurate but we use it anyway because it’s free and easy:
“Amethyst is a violet variety of quartz often used in jewelry. The name comes from the Ancient Greek a- ("not") and methustos ("intoxicated"), a reference to the belief that the stone protected its owner from drunkenness; the ancient Greeks and Romans wore amethyst and made drinking vessels of it in the belief that it would prevent intoxication.”
Interesting how the Greeks thought this substance was not only beautiful, but would prevent them from getting plastered. Unfortunately, they were drunk when they came up with the idea, so it’s no surprise that it didn’t actually work. Turns out the only way to not get drunk is to not drink. And make sure you eat a full meal before drinking anything. That’s supposed to help, too.
But maybe you believe the ancient wisdom of the Greeks and are offended that I would so defy it. Fair enough. I’ll play along. If you want to look incredibly gorgeous AND drink like a fish with no negative consequences, buy today’s deal of the day. It’s on sale at an astounding 89% discount. And no, we weren’t drunk when we set that price (except for Dale from Shipping. I’m pretty sure he’s always just a little drunk. But the rest of us were as sober as a BYU frat party). SPECS:
Silver 8ct TGW 10mm Cushion & 4mm Square Amethyst Earrings Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.