Turquoise Earrings and Pendant Set
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You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A gorgeous pendant and earrings set for the turquoise lover in you. This deal of the day is $28 (83% off the $168 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Look, there must be something we can do to avoid this.
I’m sorry, but we’re Aztecs. We sacrifice people to our gods. It’s kind of our thing.
But it’s barbaric! Didn’t you ever see Apocalyto?
Too violent for me.
Well, time to sacrifice you now.
Wait, what if I gave you my first born son.
Another mouth to feed? No way. I’m already struggling to put my oldest through Ancient Astrology University.
My pet jaguar?
Already have three of them
How about this high end turquoise jewelry?
I bought this from the JomaDeals deal of the day at an 83% discount. It’s a set of turquoise earrings with a matching pendant. Your wife will love it! Heck, you’ll love it, since in our Mayan culture men wear jewelry, too.
I thought we were Aztec?
Aztec, Mayan. Meh, same difference.
Okay, I’ll take this jewelry and spare your life. Especially since I know that pretty soon foreign invaders are going to come and give us all the plague anyway, so what’s the point?
Ah ha! So you DID see Apocolypto!
Only the ending. Funny how they never mentioned the 2012 prophesy in that movie.
Probably because that’s all bologna that we all made up.
Haha, true. Archeologists and historians are really going to crap their pants over that little prank. SPECS
18x13mm Oval Shape Turquoise Earrings with Silver Hooks
23X17mm Pear Shape Turquoise Pendant with 18" Silver ChainJomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.