A gorgeous pair of black diamond earrings to help celebrate the good
things in life, and make you not notice the bad so much. This deal of
the day is $99.99 (78% off the $449 retail price)! Sale
ends at midnight tonight
bad news, my female lab assistant. I’ve just looked in our expensive
government funded telescope and found that there is an asteroid headed
straight towards the Earth. It will be here any second now and will
destroy all life on this planet as we know it.
my old and bald male assistant, that’s terrible news! What do we
Well, since stopping it is impossible, the only
thing we can do is pray…and do one last thing before we die…something
we’ve always wanted to do in life but were too scared to come on to you,
I mean, uh, too scared to do…
right. We should have done this a long time
Really?! Yesssss! I’ve always wanted to kiss a
Yes, I should have gone online and treated
myself to a beautiful piece of jewelry while I had the
Uh, what now?
working too hard and I never do anything nice for myself. So I’m going
to buy myself some jewelry, and I know just the thing. I’m going on
JomaDeals’ deal of the day and buying these black diamond earrings set in 14k white gold…
You want to…buy
yourself some earrings?
Of course! Think how beautiful I’ll
look with them.
Oh now you’re just being
They will go with some of my best outfits and
really make me shine whenever I go out! They're
Couldn’t we just make out a
And since they're a deal of the day, I get a 78% discount on them, so I won’t have to spend a
Oh, look! Hey! Wouldn’t you know it, the
asteroid I thought was coming to destroy the world was just a bug
crawling across the lens. We’re saved! We should celebrate
By buying ourselves some earrings? Good idea,
These 0.75 Carat TW Black Diamond Stud earrings in 14k White Gold are a classic that will never go out of style.
Stud earrings feature two round-cut prong-set black diamonds
Fancy black diamond color with SI clarity
Jewelry is crafted of lustrous 14-karat white gold
Total diamond weight is 0.75 carat
Earrings securely closed with butterfly clasp
Includes elegant gift-ready gift box (color may vary)
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