A historically sought after ring that is so classy, it's way out of
This deal of the day is $99.99 (91% off the $1095 retail price). Sale ends
at midnight tonight (EST).
go talk to her.
No way, she’s way out of my
What are you talking about, bro! You’re the
king of Awesome.
Well, I know that, and you know
that, and the clerk tonight at the McDonald’s drive-through knows that,
doesn’t know that.
what makes you think she’s out of your league?
at the ring she’s wearing. That's a genuine blue sapphire beauty surrounded by diamonds and set in sterling silver. It looks just like Princess Diana's engagement ring that was just passed along to Prince William when he proposed. Look how classy and royally elegant it is. Now compare her to the
with the lower back tattoo, the mini skirt, and the thigh-high boots;
not the same level, man.
You’re right, dude. She’s
classy. But don’t get nervous, just go and offer to buy her a drink.
Pretend to be intelligent, don’t stare at her chest, and don’t use any
of the stupid pickup lines you practiced on the bartender
Alright. I’m going in. Wish me
Don’t come back until you’re married with
1 1.25 Carat TW Genuine Blue Sapphire - measures 7mm x 5mm
Surrounded by .25 carats of Genuine diamonds
Set in Sterling Silver
Comes packaged in a gift box
not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the
USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product
ships 3-7 business days after order.