A classy pair of earrings that are such a great deal,
only surfaces once a century for a single dark, grainy photograph. This
deal of the day is $69.99 (82% off the $395 retail price)with FREE SHIPPING. Sale end sat
So Mrs. McKinney, tell me again
what you saw come out of the Loch?
I was out in ‘me
garden harvesting four leaf clovers, potatoes, and other stereotypical
Irish things, when suddenly I hears’ a strange noise a’ comin’ from the
Loch. I lifted 'me head and strained ‘me eyes to see. At first, I
couldn’t tell what ‘twas, but then at once I recognized what I ‘twas
lookin’ at. ‘Twas as clear as a mcgubbin ninny on the cuthatch
What was it? A monster?
course not, you idiot! ‘Twas a glimmering, beautiful pair of
A pair of earrings? That’s what your
Of course 'tis! It wasn’t just any pair
of earrings, with it’s classy, timeless style and it’s regal
sensibilities, but it was also 82% off! You just don’t find deals like
that every day.
I guess not. You said you had a
picture of it?
Yes, here it
This is a picture of a monster coming out of the
No, don't look at the monster. Look at what
the monster is wearing. See the diamonds?
telling me that a giant monster comes out of the Loch, and the thing
you find most shocking is that it’s wearing a pair of
That’s 82% off. Deal of the day
I think people would find the monster more
What, ol’ Nessie? She’s been in the
Loch for years and comes out all the time. That’s old news. And trust
me, there’s nothing interesting about 'er. We invited 'er to the
village Christmas party last year and she bored us all to death with
her dull stories. And then she left without even trying my famous
potato salad. Trust me, the story you’re lookin’ for is the earrings,
not some shy, socially awkward
2 perfectly matched round cut diamonds totaling 1/6 ctw create this stunning pair of earrings.
Diamond color: J.
Diamond weight: 1/6 ctw.
Diamond clarity: SI1-2.
Diamond cut: very good.
Diamond quality: premium.
Metal stamp: 14k white gold.
Comes with elegant gift-ready gift box (color may vary).
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