A watch so good, it’s almost sinful. Your choice of strap. This deal of the day
is $369 (86% off the $2620 retail price) with FREE SHIPPING. Sale ends
at midnight tonight (EST).
Forgive me, Father, for I have
What is it that troubles you,
Well, Father, I’ve been a devoted wife and
mother for almost 15 years now…and, well…
Go on, my
child. This is a safe place.
I’ve fallen in love
with another. And I feel guilty, but I can’t help
Who is this other man, my
Oh, no. It’s not another man. It’s a watch. A Locman Italy Nuovo watch, to be
I met it on the
Internet. It was love at first site. We flirted a bit at first, and I
was a bit shy because I’m married, but I couldn’t help it. There was
just this instant connection, and I knew I had to make this watch
Well, falling in love with a watch isn’t
exactly a sin. Maybe a bit covetess, but not…
you don’t understand, Father! I love this watch more than anything.
It’s a beautiful, slim, sparkling stainless steel design,
with a radiant pink mother-of-pearl dial and a bezel set with .4 carats of round cut diamonds. I’ve
tried to end
things, tried to leave it, but I just
Honestly, I have a lot of people to see
today, and this really isn’t a sin, so…
not all! I didn’t even pay full price for it! I got it at a 86%
discount! I just love it so much, I can’t stand it! Please, I feel so
guilty, you got to help me, Father.
Fine. Say three
Hail Mary’s, drink a gallon of Holy Water, and tell your husband about
the watch. I’m sure he’ll understand. He probably already knows,
Thank you, Father! I feel better already.
Now I need to talk to you about this sweater I got on clearance…
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