Longines Dolce Vita Diamond Ladies Watch L22.214.171.124.6
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the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A sleek, stylish watch for the woman who can appreciate
true style and luxury. This deal of the day is $749 (58% off the $1800
retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight
Alright, newbie, time for you to learn the art of
picking up the ladies.
Now, I’ve been a pickup
artist for a long time, so I know ladies. I know what they like and
what they don’t like. And I can help you spot the best ladies from a
For example: see that lady over there,
wearing Crocs and a Snuggie? She’s way too comfortable and goofy
-looking to be looking for a man right now, so steer clear. Your effort
is better spent elsewhere.
Now, see that woman over
there? Cut off shirt, huge biceps, and a tattoo that says “I Hate Men”
on it? Yea, she hates men. You’ll want to steer clear of her as
Aha, now check out that pretty lady over
there. Gorgeous hair, soft eyes, an attractive little black dress
that’s not so little as to be considered “skanky,” sipping a martini in
the corner? Now, that’s a classy lady. Beautiful, elegant, refined,
stylish. She’s got it going on. You know how I can really tell, though?
Look at the watch she’s wearing. It’s a Longines, and not just any Longines, but a Longines Dolce Vita. Stainless steel case and bracelet,
scratch resistant sapphire crystal, black dial with diamond markers…now, THAT’S a woman who can appreciate true style and
Okay, I’m going in. Watch me and take note
on how it’s done….
Okay, I’m back. She said my fuzzy
top hat and “guy liner” is creepy. Moving on to the next
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