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A tough man’s watch that’s better than any wishing sphere you may find in your diving adventures. This deal of the day is $169.99 (57% off the $400 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Wait, you mean to tell me that the object manifests anything we think of?
We dove down to an underwater base in the middle of the ocean under mysterious pretenses with a couple of geniuses and Samuel L. Jackson (who won’t stop screaming about how tired he is of snakes), only to find that the people in this base discovered a mysterious spherical object that grants your every thought?
And you’re also telling me that everyone in the base died because they couldn’t help but think about their worst fears? That’s silly. If I could create anything I wanted just by thinking about it, I’d only think about awesome stuff. Like JomaDeals selling this Luminox 3200 Steel Navy SEAL Dive Series watch. Now that’s a watch that’s been on my wish list for a long time. It’s perfect for underwater explorers like us. It comes with a durable black polyurethane strap, ccrewed-in caseback and screw-down crown with crown protector, unidirectional ratcheted bezel, and has superior water resistance of 200m! And to top it all off it was designed in conjunction with and supplied to US Navy SEAL teams. I bet we could wish to get it at a 57% discount, too. Why not 100% off? Well that’s just not realistic is it?
So if what you’re saying is true, and I focus hard enough I can…holy crap! There it is! Appeared like magic on my wrist! Oh, that’s awesome. See, I told you that it wasn’t in human nature to think of the worst possible thing that could…oh crap, my watch just turned into a poisonous snake. And it just bit me. I’m a dead man. Samuel L. Jackson, shut up already! Go play with your purple lightsaber.Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.