Luminox Colormark Chronograph Mens Watch 3097
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You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A tough man’s watch that’s better than any wishing sphere
you may find in your diving adventures. This deal of the day is $269
(42% off the $465 retail price) with FREE SHIPPING. Sale ends at midnight tonight
Wait, you mean to tell me that
the object manifests anything we think of?
down to an underwater base in the middle of the ocean under mysterious
pretenses with a couple of geniuses and Samuel L. Jackson (who won’t
stop screaming about how tired he is of snakes), only to find that the
people in this base discovered a mysterious spherical object that
grants your every thought?
And you’re also telling
me that everyone in the base died because they couldn’t help but think
about their worst fears? That’s silly. If I could create anything I
wanted just by thinking about it, I’d only think about awesome stuff.
Like JomaDeals selling this Luminox Colormark Chronograph
watch. Now that’s a watch that’s been on my wish list for a long time.
It’s perfect for underwater explorers like us. It comes with a durable
black polyurethane strap, screw-down crown with
crown protector, unidirectional bezel, and has superior water
resistance of 200 meters! And to top it all off it was designed in
conjunction with and supplied to US Navy SEAL teams. I bet we could
wish to get it at a 42% discount, too. Why not 100% off? Well that’s
just not realistic is it?
So if what you’re saying
is true, and I focus hard enough I can…holy crap! There it is! Appeared
like magic on my wrist! Oh, that’s awesome. See, I told you that it
wasn’t in human nature to think of the worst possible thing that
could…oh crap, my watch just turned into a poisonous snake. And it just
bit me. I’m a dead man. Samuel L. Jackson, shut up already! Go play
with your purple
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