A gorgeous name brand purse that even robbers won’t be
able to steal without being overcome by its cuteness. This deal of the
day is $139 (30% off the $198 retail price). Sale ends at midnight
tonight (EST). Robbery
Thwarted by Fashion…and a Taser
NY- A robbery was thwarted yesterday evening when the robber failed to
make a speedy escape after he stopped to admire the handbag he had just
stolen. And then got tasered as he stood there.
was just so beautiful,” said the robber with a strong Brooklyn accent
while awaiting to see a judge in a local jail. “I’ve stolen a lot of
purses in my day. It’s usually pretty simple, pick a woman who looks
classy and stylish but weak and defenseless, sneak up behind her, grab
her purse, then run really fast. But this time, once I grabbed the
purse, I noticed how cute and stylish it was and, I don’t know, I just
had to stop and admire it.”
“I just tased him,” said
the woman who’s handbag the robber attempted to steal. “Luckily, I had
the taser out already, using the shiny surface as a mirror to check my
eye lashes just before the guy grabbed my purse, so I was ready for
According to witnesses, once the robber,
wearing a Ralph Lauren ski mask and D&G black gloves, saw that
the woman he had just robbed was coming after him with a taser, he
tried to return the handbag, reportedly saying, “Don’t tase me, bro,”
before he was brought convulsing to the ground.
was just so pretty. Suddenly, I didn’t want to be a career-thief
anymore,” said the career thief. “The handbag, with its chic pebbled leather design, the tan leather trim and gold hardware, the unique interior design that‘s so much more stylish and cute than the standard
handbag, it just made me think about my own life for a moment and
reconsider the consequences of my own actions.”
got that thing at an 30% discount as a deal of the day. There was no
way I was going to let that go without a fight,” said the
At press time, the thief was begging jail
guards to let him use the internet so that he could buy his own daily
deal handbag before it was too late. The guards responded by tasing
Light brown pebbled leather with gold-tone hardware.
2 20" adjustable flat tan leather handles with 8" drop.
2 exterior side slip pockets.
Main compartment has a zipper closure.
Interior lined with silver/grey fabric with Michael Kors logo pattern.
3 interior slip pockets, 1 zipper pocket and 1 cell phone pocket.
Measures 15 1/2" width x 10" height x 5" depth.Jomadeals.com does not
ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA
may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships within 24 hours after order.