Mother’s Day Special: A gorgeous name-brand watch that
mom always wanted but couldn’t get because you little brats would just
ruin it anyway. This deal of the day is $119.99 (38% off the $195 retail
price). Sale ends at midnight tonight
Mother’s day is coming. You better get her
Because she deserves it. She wasn’t perfect, but
there aren’t too many women in the world who would buy tons of crap for
you on your birthday even though she knows you’ll only break it after
Because there aren’t too many women in
the world who stood by you with tough love when you were a stupid
teenager (admit it, you were stupid) and still allowed you to live to
see your 18th birthday.
Because there aren’t too
many women in the world who have changed your diapers when you were a
baby and would do it again for you if you were ever in a horrible
motorcycle accident and became a vegetable (even though she DID tell you
not to buy that motorcycle).
Sure, she wasn’t the
perfect 1950’s stereotype of a good-natured house mother who never got
stressed out or tired and loved cooking, cleaning, and cleaning up after
you got the stomach flu and threw up all over her living room carpet.
But hey, who is? She did her best, and now’s your chance to show your
Today’s deal of a the day is a cute,
trendy, name-brand watch from Michael Kors. It’s the kind of watch she’s always
wanted to buy but either couldn’t afford it or couldn’t buy anything
nice without her kids trashing it. And today only, motherly love can be
commemorated at a 38% discount.
So buy today, and let
your mother know that, hey, you know, I kinda sorta…I
just…thanks.Jomadeals.com does not ship
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place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 1-3
business days after order.