Mystery Luxury Tie Boutique
Out of stock
You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
Father's Day Special: Mystery Tie Boutique. Our choice of one luxury, silk, designer necktie. Because your Dad is bored and wants something new to stare at all day at work.
This deal of the day is $29.99 (Retail $110 - $160) with FREE SHIPPING. Sale ends at midnight tonight
Father’s Day gift:
the book, “Golfing for Dummies.” Thanks everyone. Now I know what you
really think of me.
Look, I know I’m not the best
golfer in the world. I’m no Tiger Woods (which you should all be
grateful for, actually), but no dad really likes being called an idiot
on the one day the government designated as the official day to
What I really wanted was a
100% silk designer necktie. I have to wear a tie every day to
work. It might seem boring to you kids, but for me, getting a new tie is
the equivalent to getting a brand new outfit. Never mind, I can see
that one went over your heads. Hmmm…getting a new tie is the equivalent
to getting a brand new PS3 game. It’s something new to look forward to
everyday. Get it now? I thought so.
And this is not
just any tie; these ties are the creme de la creme
of fashion for men. They're what set us apart from the common man.
They're what makes us reek of success. Stop laughing. Reek is not funny
So get these ties for Father’s Day
instead of this book, and I promise I’ll still pretend to be an idiot
while I’m at home for your
Tie is guaranteed to be a brand new, 100% silk necktie from one of the following luxury brands: Burberry, Ferragamo, Givenchy, Dunhill, Georgio Armani or Paul Smith.
Limit 1 per customer.
No returns or exchanges will be accepted.
Items pictured are representative of the type and style of ties available, but do not include all possible variations.Jomadeals.com
does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside
the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product
ships 3-5 business days after order.