Nicolet Gold and Platinum Ingot Credit Suisse Mens Watch
Out of stock
You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A sweet watch from Nicolet with a real gold or platinum ingot dial. This deal of
the day is $319 (86% off the $2,250 retail price). Sale ends at midnight
Hiya, boys and girls. I’m so glad you could
visit my bee farm. Make sure you’re all wearing your funny little
hazmat suits and come follow me. Bees don’t bite, but they will sting.
Get it? Oh, that’s a knee slapper around these
Now, as we come close to the hive, you’ll
notice all the bees hard at work, buzzing to and fro and to again,
making their sweet, sweet nectar. What they make is some of the sweetest
stuff in the world.
What’s that? No, it’s not honey,
you stupid little boy. Haha. They’re making something even better. A
whole slew of gold and platinum, sweet-like-honey Nicolet watches. And my aren’t they pretty!
look closely inside, you can see one that’s just about ready to be
harvested. Besides the silver and gold-toned stainless steel construction, you can
see the dials have real 2g Fine Gold or 1g Platinum ingots on them. And off course, it’s not just looks. It also has Swiss
Quartz movement, black leather band and is water resistant up to 165ft.
Just don’t try to take one
before they’re ready, because the bees get really mad. One time I
tried, and a bee poked through my hazmat suit and flew right into my
ear. We never did get him out. Haha!
Now, who wants
to sample some of that gold-tone stainless steel on some ice
does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from
outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States.
Product ships 3-7 business days after order, pending verification.