Polo Orange Baseball Cap PRLPSM11000F06-OR
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You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A hat just in time for an active Spring and Summer. This deal of the day is $9.99 (71% off the $35 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Why did I ever think that I could run a marathon? My friends told me not to, my mom told me I couldn’t do it, yet what did I say? I’ll show them! They don’t know me! I’m a winner!
Yet here I am, only at mile five, and I’m already about to collapse. My lungs are burning. My legs are like lead. My head is throbbing. There is nothing more I’d like to do right now than to go sit on my comfy couch at home and watch the Adams Family Marathon. But NooOOoo! I thought an actual marathon would be better. Stupid stupid stupid!
But I can’t quit now. Why? Well, like an idiot I told Sarah from work I was doing this, and for some reason she decided to come out and support me. So if I quit, not only will she think I’m a loser and never go out with me, but she’ll tell everyone else in the office and they’ll think I’m a loser, too. Well, not today! I’m not a loser! Ouch! Foot cramp! Foot cramp!
You can do this. Focus. I’m wearing some top running shoes, my favorite running tank top, and that cool orange Polo hat I bought from JomaDeals at a 71% deal of the day discount. So even if I feel like my lungs are about to explode and give birth to a tiny alien, I can at least look
like things are going smoothly. I sure look a lot cooler than the guy with shorty shorts and taped nipples. And at least I have the satisfaction of knowing that I was able to look like this at a fraction of retail prices (come to think of it, my nips are starting to get kinda sore. Maybe that guy was on to something. Oh, the pain).Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and itsterritories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders fordelivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business daysafter order.