Paul Smith Blue and Yellow Striped Silk Necktie
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Dude, Ugg, check this out. I just smashed these two rocks together and created a hot, orange thing. Makes our saber tooth tiger meat taste way better. I call it fire.
Whoa, Ogg, that’s awesome. I’m going to work on inventing beer and lawn chairs so we can have a BBQ. But first, let me show you my discovery. You know how we only have two shapes, pointy shape and wavy shape? Well, I invented a brand new shape that will help us move things around. I call it a circle. And this particular circle is from my wheels collection.
That’s freaking sweet. I can’t wait to put them on my feet and skate around the park on Saturdays in my spandex loincloth.
Hey, here comes Urg. What did you discover, Urg?
A sleek, stylish, 100% silk piece of clothing that you tie around your neck. I call it a designer necktie.
You just tie it around your neck? Sounds useless.
Well, at first glance, yes, clothing seems a bit trite. But it makes me look professional, dynamic, successful, and smart. So when the other cavemen see me, they’ll make me the leader, and I’ll get to tell everyone else what to do. That means you two keep making fire and wheels while I reap all of the benefits. So in reality, this is actually the greatest invention ever.
He’s right. Dang.
Now both of you, go sit in those cubicles I invented and start discovering things for me while I sit in my ocean view cave and sip Mammoth Blood Tea.
I don’t like the way evolution is going these days.
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