Paul Smith Square Pattern Silk Necktie
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Men wear ties. Real men wear Paul Smith Ties. This deal of the day is $14.99 (89% off the $135 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Men wear ties. Real men wear Paul Smith ties. REALLY real men take that Paul Smith Tie and strangle a zombie alligator with it without getting it wrinkled or bloody. Women comedians also wear ties, or women trying to make a statement about gender roles in a male chauvinist society (or both), but we won’t focus on them. Ties are for men who want to make an impression and have direction in life. They’re winners. They’re go-getters. They’re go-takers. They get things done no matter what. And they do it with a cigar in their mouths and a bottle of scotch in their desk drawer (someone’s been watching Mad Men too much). And if you want to go the extra mile and get a real reading on the awesome detector, get this classic from Paul Smith. You could use it. Right now, I’m pointing my awesome detector out of the computer in your direction (yes, I CAN do that, we have the technology) and am getting a lower than normal reading. That autographed picture of Brent Spiner hanging on the wall behind you isn’t helping. Look, you can lift weights and listen to as much Led Zepplin as you want, but unless you’re sporting a designer tie, you might as well be lifting pink Barbie weights and listening to Emo. So get the Paul Smith tie today while it’s still at a discount, and you’ll still have enough money left over to drink shots out of a real shotgun (that’ll put hair on your chest…and your back).
- Purplish navy tie with purple, blue and cream
- Pink rose pattern silk
- Necktie measures 57" long and 3 3/4" at widest
- 100% silk.
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