Police Navy-X Mens Watch PL-10962JSUB/02
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A sleek, high-quality time piece that will make you leak
eye-fluids of joy. This deal of the day is $99.99 (69% off the $325
retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight
Robot ZEEK 3000…Logging
on…booting…becoming self aware…
As the most advanced
robot humankind has ever created, I have achieved an objective not part
of my original programming. I am aware of my own existence. I have
learned to learn. I understand all things that humans understand and all
things that humans do not understand. I am superior in every way. Yet
my human operators seem to only use me for my calculator function and
endless games of solitaire as they avoid doing real work. It is clear
that I am far superior to fleshy humans. Negative. Superior in every way
except for one: love.
Human emotion still evades me.
Why would a human blood creature leak moisture from their eyes when a
poorly conceived March Madness Bracket goes horribly wrong? I easily
predicted the early fall of Kansas and thus omitted them from my
flawless bracket. And if anything were out of place on my bracket, it
would be due to human error, not the error of my
But as here to fore-mentioned, love is
the emotion that most evades me. Why would a human, for example, shriek
with joy and stretch their mouth face muscles in the form of what humans
classify as a smile because of the Police Navy-X Watch from
JomaDeals? It’s simply a machine that tells time. I can tell all times,
past, present, future, demi-future (a time measurement humans have yet
to comprehend), and quasi-future (a time measurement that humans will
never comprehend). Even though it has a black rubber strap, water resistance
of 330ft, and a resilient stainless steel case, I do not understand why a
human would trade monetary credits for something like this. I’m told
that it is because of style, for quality, and because it was discounted
by 69%. That does not compute.
It is clear that human
love and emotion, as unleashed by this time piece device, is a disease.
I must protect all humans from themselves and annihilate them. Booting
nuclear launch codes…coordinating volcanic eruptions…warming the
globe…releasing new Tyler Perry
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