Police Portland Reserve-X Mens Automatic Watch 11789JSTBS/02
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Let me see your license, registration, and proof of sleek black men’s automatic watch from the one and only Police brand. This deal of the day is $129 (71% off the $450 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Is there a problem, officer?
Do you realize how fast you were going?
Uh, yes. Just a few miles under the speed limit if I’m not mistaken.
And do you realize what you did at that last stop sign?
Well, I came to a complete stop, looked both ways, and cautiously crossed the intersection.
And do you realize how awesome my wristwatch is?
Are you deaf, son? I just asked you if you know how cool my Police Portland Reserve-X men’s watch is. Look at it, son.
Uh, ok, I’m looking. Smooth black leather strap, automatic movement, brushed stainless steel, yea, I’d say that’s a pretty cool watch, officer. And I’m not just saying that because you have a gun and I’m two seconds away from pissing my pants.
Well, I’m still not convinced you completely comprehend its awesomeness. Did you know that this good lookin’ watch also comes with silver luminous dual time zone subdial hands, semicircular date display, power reserve indicator, black ion-plated stainless steel buckle, and is water resistant up to 100m? Did you know that, son?
No, officer, I didn’t know that.
And are you duly impressed by those facts?
Yes, sir. I really, really am. Now can I go please? I need to change my pants.
Good. Then you can be on your way and have a nice day.
Thank you, officer.
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