An adorable, stand-out tank top from Ralph Lauren, just in time for the rest of summer. This deal of the day is $19.99 (89% off the $184 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
“Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, never let it fade away…”
As much as we humans love stars, stars don’t really return the favor.First of all, they're burning balls of fiery gas and if you ever actually caught a falling star and put it in your pocket, it would incinerate you in less than a millisecond (and shame on all of you who laughed when you read "burning balls of fiery gas"). And when you actually wish on a shining star, you’re actually wishing on a now dead star that emanated the light you see back when the first fish flopped on the beach and decided to give walking a try. And if that weren’t bad enough, once that fish actually walked around, grew a tail, teeth, and scales, a different star slammed into earth and killed everything alive (except for the crocodile and cockroach, apparently).
So stop the star adoration and instead focus on making yourself shine. Today’s deal of the day is this cute Ralph Lauren Women's Cream Tank Top, just in time for late summer. This is a luxury piece of material that will really make you stand out and shine like the real star that you are. And without relying on the wish-granting powers of any celestial object, this deal of the day can be yours at a 89% discount.
Be your own star and stop giving those sky-divas more respect than they deserve. At least not until the next big one comes hurtling toward the earth to kill mankind. Then you might want to give it a little thought.SPECS:
Cream tank top with cutout "R L" design on the front.
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