Ryka Heart Rate Monitor Watch with Chest Strap
Out of stock
You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A workout’s best friend. This heart rate monitor deal of the
day is $29.99 (77% off the $129.99 retail price). Sale ends at midnight
I can’t believe I’m getting robbed.
We’re not here
to rob you. We’re aliens. We want to take over your planet. Don’t you
ever watch movies?
Sometimes. I guess you do look
kind of green and alien-like.
Bingo. Now take us to
your leader or give us your Ryka Heart Rate Monitor Watch.
I guess I could take you to my boss. He’s kind of my leader…
Actually, we were just trying to be polite. We
really only want your Heart Rate Monitor.
This thing? No
way, I love this thing. I never go to the gym without
Well, you’re going to have to start. Now hand it
over or we’re going to blast you with our green space
But I use this watch with it's heart rate zone alert, exercise timer and chronograph to record the precise
information from my work out. It’s a frickin’ awesome way to stay motivated to work out. I’m
pushin’ 30, dude. I got to keep working out if I don’t want to look
like my Dad.
Your lame Dad is of no concern to us.
Look, I’ve gone almost three days without sleep and I am so not in the
mood to argue. Just hand it over. We need to hook it up to our
spaceship so we can go home.
Help you go home?
Look, we could go into a long explanation as to
why our superior technology depends on human technology, but we’d
rather you just check your brain at the door and trust us on this
Fine. But you don’t have to steal. You can get
it on JomaDeals at an 77% deal of the day
I’d rather shoot you with alien blaster goo, but I’m feeling generous
today. So get lost.
And if you tell anyone about us, we’ll abduct
you for real and do a bunch of weird experiments on you that, trust me,
you do NOT want to experience. Let’s go, Mork. I forgot to feed the
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