A sleek watch that you
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$215 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight
Oh no! The evil Decepticons are
attacking New York City! What do we do?!
Don’t worry, human. I am an Autobot, and will transform in order to
Oh, sweet! Thank goodness. What do you
turn into? A truck? A fighter jet? A Battleship?
Buzz. Wirr. A watch.
Like, a super loaded artillery watch?
No silly human.
A Seiko watch. Beep.
This Seiko watch is the most awesome
force mankind has ever seen. It comes with a stainless steel bracelet and
stainless steel case, superior quartz movement, and a super scratch resistant
Hardlex crystal. There are
many other features, which I will describe one by one in great detail
Okay, they just destroyed the Chrysler
Building! We don’t have time for this! How is a watch supposed to defeat
Well, it also comes with 100m water
resistance, so I figured you could strap me on and we could swim across
the Hudson to safety. You in?
What!? I can’t
just…yea, okay. This movie wasn’t very good
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