Seiko Le Grand Sport Retrograde Mens Watch SNT001
Out of stock
You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
I call dibs on the Seiko! This deal of the day is $99 (74% off the $375 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
I call shotgun!
That’s fine. I call your Seiko SNT001 Le Grand Sport Retrograde men’s watch.
What?! You can’t do that! It’s my watch.
Well, by rules of “calling,” the first person to “call” a seat or item is entitled to it unless officially forfeited by said first person to the second to “call.” You just called shotgun didn’t you?
And thus you are entitled to the seat, are you not?
And remember how by the same rules, you claimed the last slice of pizza, the first hour of playing Halo, and even the first shot of hitting on Stacy after Brian broke up with her?
And so, by the same rules that you got the front seat, the pizza, the Xbox, and the girlfriend, I get your Seiko, along with all the benefits: the scratch resistant sapphire crystal, the Japanese quartz movement, the masculine silver and black design. It’s all mine. You can have it back as soon as I forfeit my “calling” rights.
Oh, man. This is totally not worth the front seat. Or even the girlfriend.
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