Seiko Coutura Kinetic Retrograde Mens Watch SRN023
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A sweet watch that every man in America and beyond should own. This deal of the day is $209.99 (71% off the $725 retail price). FREE SHIPPING! Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
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