A watch so sleek and gorgeous, you’ll go out of your frickin’mind for it. This deal of the day is $74.99 (42% off the $130 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
“I hear it…it’s in my head, doctor lady. Pounding away and I can’t stand it…”
“Yes, I know. You’ve said that already. And I told you not to call me Doctor lady, too. Look, we’ve been having these talks for awhile now and I think it’s time you told me what it is that you hear.”
“It’s a mysterious ticking noise…like a clock…I can hear it all the time…well, not all the time. Actually, I only hear it when YOU’RE here…”
“Really? Huh, that’s strange. I don’t see what that would have to do with me. The only thing on me that ticks is this new Skagen Shiny Black ladies watch I bought off of JomaDeals the other day.”
“A watch!?! A ticking watch?!?”
“Yes, but that can’t be it. This thing is stone silent, run by Japanese Quartz movement, not a tick at all. Plus, look how gorgeous it is. It has a round stainless steel case with formal black dial that’s surrounded by a Swarovski crystal bezel. “
“But it doesn’t have any numbers!!! All watches have numbers! I really AM crazy! Wabawaba!”
“Stop making the crazy noises with your lips. Can we get some morphine or something over here to knock this guy out? Look, the dial doesn’t have numbers on purpose, because it gives it a more formal, sophisticated look.”
“I can’t stand the ticking! Give me the watch so I can smash it!”
“Trying to break it wouldn’t do you any good anyway. The dial is covered with a super scratch resistant sapphire crystal, so your efforts are futile. Plus, I got it at a 42% discount, so if you DID break it, I could afford to buy another one. Or just get it fixed with the JomaDeals 2-year warranty. Whatever works.”
“I’m telling you, if the ticking doesn’t stop, I’m going to rip this place apart.”
“That wouldn’t be wise, warden. To tear up your own psycho ward? That wouldn’t look good on your resume. Okay, lunch break is over. I’m back on my shift. If I were you, I’d take a walk. This place is making you a little…off.”Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.