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Swarovski Crystal "The Cat" 289478

Availability: Out of stock
SKU: SW289478
Delivery date: 1-2 days

$121.00 (46%)
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A stunning, elegant, stylish crystal cat sculpture that, you never know, might just save your life one day. Or just take a nap. This deal of the day is $89.99 (66% off the $265 retail price) with FREE SHIPPING. Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

Daily Deal Crystal CatWait, there has got to be another way to do this.

Sorry, dude. The tribe has spoken. The only way to appease our tribal gods is to throw you into the volcano.

But this can’t be the only way!

Hey, we’ve been trying, bro. Honestly. The Elders and Witch Doctors have been racking their brains trying to find a better way, but there simply isn’t one. We considered feeding you to the Tiger Sharks, covering you with honey and letting the fire ants tear you apart bit by bit, we even considered a good ol’ fashion quartering and then scattering your parts all over the island, but in the end, this was the only solution that made sense.

Did you consider any solutions that didn’t end in me dying a gruesome death?

No, that never really came up.


Sorry. But hey, at least soon you’ll be with the gods, right?

Wait, what if I gave you this?

Oh. What is it?

It’s a gorgeous Swarovski Crystal Cat sculpture. I got it off of the JomaDeals deal of the day. It’s a one of a kind collectible that will add intrigue and class to any room. Great for any cat lover, or just someone who wants to add a little extra something to their décor. Go ahead! Pick it up!

Looks nice. Very nice.

Swarovski only makes the best.

I accept. This cat will be our new god!

And you don’t have to sacrifice people to it!

No, we still will. We’ll just have to do it a different way. Scratched to death? Eaten by rats? A deadly catnap? I dunno. I’m sure we’ll think of something cat related to do to you.

Perfect. Ug.

Swarovski Crystal - The Cat 289478
Swarovski Product Number 7685.00002 does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.
Products specifications
Model 289478
Manufacturer Item SW289478
Brand Swarovski

Swarovski is a fine luxury brand name making precision-cut crystal glass and related products. The company was founded in 1895 by Armand Kosman and Franz Weis using Daniel Swarovski's expertise at glass-cutting and his family name. It was the 1892 invention and patenting of Swarovski's innovative electric glass-cutting machine which prompted the company to be created. Their first factory for producing carved crystal was built in Wattens, Austria. The Swarovski Crystal range includes crystal sculptures and miniatures, jewelry and couture, home decor and chandeliers. Check our parent site for Swarovski Crystal.