Swatch Spymaker Blue Irony Mens Watch YCS517G
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Sleek men’s chronograph watch with classic look and blue dial. This deal of the day is $98 (41% off the $165 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Today’s watch is the Swatch Spymaker, Blue Irony style, From JomaDeals with Love (that was a very poor attempt at a James Bond joke, you probably didn’t even get it, which means that I just pointed out my lameness for no reason, and if I hadn’t said anything you never would have noticed, but now that I’ve wasted a couple lines of text apologizing for it, now you’re going to go back and see the bad joke, when before you would have rolled right past it, ugh, this is turning into a train wreck, I’m going to stop now).
Now, I didn’t see “will make you a spy” in the product description, but it’s called “The Spymaker Blue Irony,” so I assume it has to be true. But I’m not sure what the irony is in “Blue Irony” so let me know if you figure it out. Buy it, wear it around for awhile, and let me know if anything “ironic” happens (note to Alanis Morrisette: “a free ride when you’ve already paid” and “good advice that you just didn’t take” isn’t ironic. It just sucks). In any case, this is a great looking watch, so if you ever did become a spy, its good looks won’t disappoint all the millions of women you’ll be seducing (that’s what spies do, right?). Oh, and make sure you’re the kind of spy who travels to exotic locations chasing bad guys in the name of national security, not the kind of guy who sits in a van across the street with binoculars looking through people’s blinds (get a real hobby, you sicko! I don’t care if Jimmy Stewart did it in Rear Window, it’s still creepy) And its stainless steel construction, chronograph functions, luminous white hands, and pretty blue face combine in such a way that it would make Ian Fleming proud. And if your watch Dies Another Day (I’m sorry, there’s another one, I couldn’t resist), then the JomaDeals 2-year Warranty will bring it back to life.
P.S. Here’s a fun little tidbit. The name “Swatch” comes from saying “Swiss Watch” very quickly. Go ahead, try it. See? Clever, huh? Put that in your back pocket. Share it at parties. Impress your friends.
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