Swiss Military Hanowa Sealander Mens Watch 06-4095-04-005
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Swiss Military Hanowa Sealander Mens Watch 06-4095-04-005. This Deal of the Day is only $88 (61% off the $225 retail price). Deal ends at midnight (EST) tonight.
You know what’s cool about Thursday? It’s the day before Friday. It’s the point when you can see the light at the end of the tunnel. You can taste the weekend coming up. It beckons you to keep working, for the promise of a few days of R&R is nigh. So keep working hard, enjoy watching “The Office” tonight, and in between, surf the Internet for a good deal or two. You’ve earned it).
Today’s Daily Deal is from the Swiss Military Hanwa collection called the Swiss Military Sealander (from the same line as the Conquest and the Railroad, watches that our JomaJunkies seemed to love). What’s so good about the Sealander? Well, put on your fish-gut coveralls and your baiting gloves and jump on the boat, my friend, because if the Sealander watch stands for anything, it’s nautical adventures with a bunch of gritty, hairy men who never shower and smell a little like pee (you get bonus points if you have a hook for a hand or one eye missing, but we’ll settle for an ugly facial scar and a few missing teeth).
It’s like that one show Deadliest Catch, or it’s most recent copycat, Whale Wars (I’m not sure if this new show is any good, but I guarantee that a fight between the king crab guys and the whale wars guys is a spin-off that almost demands to be written). These are the kind of shows where manly men get on a boat for months and months under grueling conditions without proper rest or sanitation in order to find adventure and fortune on the high seas. They’re like Boy Scout Pirates: looking for adventure without doing anything illegal (that would be a cool Scout Oath: “On my honor, I will do my best to do my duty, to pillage and ransack…). It’s all the adventure of the High Seas without being hunted by Her Majesty’s Royal Navy.
Like the other watches in the same series, today’s daily deal is made of only the highest quality materials and all the best features. And since you’ll need this watch to stand up on the high seas, it comes with a durable rubber strap, luminous hands and dots for night reading, and heightened water resistance of 660 ft (that’s more than twice the water resistance of our BEST water watches, so this is double good to double your pleasure
). And as always, if this watch fails to deliver and begins to take on water within 2 years, the JomaDeals warranty will fix it so you can get back on the high seas ASAP. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go take a shower. I smell a little like pee.Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. All items will be shipped in 1-3 business days.