Swiss Military Mens Academy Watch 06-5082-04-003
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A smooth, stylish watch from the best timepiece makers in the world. This deal of the day is $99 (69% off the $320 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Today’s daily deal is the Academy watch from the best timepiece makers in the world, Swiss Military. I imagine the model name is a reference to the demanding, prestigious Military Academy that Swiss-land is known for (not just a land of hot chocolate and pony-tails, although I enjoy those things, too). This means that the watch is not only strong, rigorously tested, and ripped like a UFC champion (keep trying, Kimbo), but it’s also smooth, good looking, and stylish (again, keep trying, Kimbo). And with the JomaDeals discount, it’s like you’re getting into the Academy without having to pay tuition. It’s quit a bit different than watches from other academies. Like the watch made by Hogwarts, that when you wear it, it makes you surprised when mystical yet tragic things happen even though mystical yet tragic things happen every school year.
Or the Police Academy watch that makes you do hilariously clumsy things every minute yet everything works out in the end (the Larvelle Jones model lets you make cool sound effects, which rocks), or the watch made by the school that those Twilight kids go to, which makes you walk around looking angst-filled and mysterious all day, or the watch made by the Academy that movie stars always thank in acceptance speeches, which causes you to win awards and praise for doing useless things. But the Swiss Military Academy watch is different. It will make you feel strong, confident, stylish, and ready to take on whatever challenge may come your way. And should something go wrong and this watch begins producing too many sequels (the others are all guilty of that, except for Twilight, which soon will be), the JomaDeals 2-year warranty will fix everything so it works smoothly again. So buy now before it sells out, and if nothing else, this deal of the day will help you get over your post Halloween blues (wish I could wear lederhosen everyday).Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.