Your choice of two beautiful watches from Swiss Military that you won’t mind staring at all day. This deal of the day is $79.99 (71% off the $275 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Alright kids, now settle down. According to the sign, from this point the wait is only another 3.5 hours.
It’s summer, and I know we’ve been looking forward to this trip all year. And I know that we’ve been at Disneyland three days and only been on two rides, which would have been three if Splash Mountain hadn’t broken down just before our turn. And I know you’re all so tired of waiting in these long, long lines.
But look on the bright side! We’ve all gotten really good at 20-Questions, we’re all getting some really nice suntans, and I get to spend more time looking at my new Swiss Military Watch.
You remember, kids? You bought it for me for Mother’s Day on JomaDeals just before we left on our vacation, and I’m glad you did. It’s a gorgeous, slim, contemporary design with a genuine leather strap, icy clear crystals lining the bezel, superior Swiss Quartz movement, and a choice between either the pink style or the blue style. It’s a watch that is so beautiful, I’m content to simply stand here in line staring at it all day.
Look, stop your complaining. The line is part of the experience. And be thankful we didn’t take you to Colonial Williamsburg again this year.Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.