Tiffany & Co. Elsa Peretti Teardrop Necklace 10659434
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MOTHER’S DAY SPECIAL: A gorgeous necklace from mom’s favorite jewelry store: Tiffany’s. This deal of the day is $348 (50% off the $695 retail price). Free standard shipping! Mother’s Day delivery available. Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).The JomaDeals “Ode to Mom” 20-ish Part Series
Part 13: Ode to the Mom who put her son in Ballet
Let’s hear it for the Mom who put her son in Ballet.
Billy, get your tights and point shoes! You’re going to be late!
Way to go, Mom. You didn’t listen when everyone said you should put him in normal boy things, like soccer, or football, or basketball, or karate, or even Volleyball for crying out loud. You defied convention and put your son into the sport where he’d get the most culture and the best balance of upper and lower body strength: ballet.
It doesn’t matter that he’ll get mercilessly picked on by his classmates until he graduates from college and need therapy until he’s sixty. Because by the time he reaches adulthood, he’ll be the worlds most cultured, most enlightened, most well-balanced kid, because he didn’t need to work out his aggression with cleats and shoulder pads; he did it through the Arabesque.
Girls will love him. Men will envy him. The entire upper-crust of the world will respect him. So it doesn’t matter what other people say. Your boy is going to be the next Mikhail Baryshnikov. Or he’s going to be an Olympic gold medalist. No matter what, he’s going to make a difference in the world.
So here’s to you, fearless ballet-gymnastics Mom. In your honor, today we’re offering this genuine Tiffany & Co Teardrop Necklace at a special Mother’s Day Discount of 50%. You’ve always loved Tiffany’s, and now you can get your own at a better than usual price. It’s gorgeous, you’re gorgeous, your son is gorgeous, and the price is gorgeous. So don’t listen to what every else says and treat yourself to a little glam. You’ve earned it. Happy Mom’s Day. Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.