Tiffany & Co Metro Womens Ring Size 5.5 22416898
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Wow, that diamond ring really makes you feel pretty yet
powerful, doesn't it? This deal of the day is $875 (50% off the $1750
retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight
Hello Mommy. Do I look like a pretty
You’re the cutest little six-year old on the block! Well, on the street
See, I’m wearing your green dress, your big
hat with the feathers in it, your big red heels, and your pretty white
gloves, and your Tiffany Diamond Ring.
with that. That’s mommy’s favorite
Yes, it’s what we
grownups call a luxury heirloom. Smooth, feminine design. Diamonds set in a huge hunk of 18k white gold. It’s a
high end luxury piece that I got at a deal of the day 50%
discount. It makes mommy feel pretty yet powerful. Seriously, if you
break that, it’s back to the orphanage.
So not only am I
a pretty princess, but a powerful one, too?
you could say that, pumpkin.
As a powerful princess,
I’m going make all the people in the kingdom love me…
The ring does have that affect on people,
I’ll make everyone love and adore me, play tea
party with me, serve me, look the other way when I invade and conquer
weaker neighboring nations…
…Raise taxes to unheard of levels under the
guise of social good when in reality I’m just throwing the money into a
bottomless pit that is failed government programs, I’ll torture enemies
of the state on an offshore military base, conspire with other world
leaders to create a new world order, and I’ll have a pony,
Has daddy been letting you watch Sean Hannity
Ring with round brilliant diamonds in 18k white gold.
Ring size 5.5.
Width measures 1.6mm.
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outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States.
Product ships 1-3 business days after order, pending