Timex Premium Perpetual Calendar Mens Watch T2G521
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An awesome, perpetual calendar men’s watch from Timex. Last chance for Christmas delivery with Next Day shipping. This deal of the day is $29 (64% off the $79.95 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Yesterday, when my true love gave me five golden rings, I thought that she had finally come around and learned a thing or two about gifts, namely that I hate birds, and that giving me 7 swans a’ swimming and 6 geese a’ laying was a really bad idea. I thought wrong, my JomaFriends. Apparently she’s back on the whole bird thing. Today, with only four days until Christmas, my true love gave me four calling birds. I know what you’re thinking. “Brian, four calling birds are tiny! You should be able to handle them better than geese or swans. Stop complaining, you baby.” No! I will not stop complaining. And don’t call me a baby, jerk. Have you ever owned a calling bird? You know what calling birds do? They frickin’ CALL! Especially at five in the morning, during important phone calls, while I’m watching a movie, or while I’m praying to the bird gods to have mercy and kill my calling birds. I felt so angry, I bought myself today’s daily deal to feel better: the Timex Premium Perpetual Calendar watch. It’s a sleek, leather timepiece with a never-ending calendar that you can literally enjoy forever. It makes for a great last-minute stocking stuffer. And of course, the deal comes with the JomaDeals 2-year warranty, so if that calendar, or any other part of it for that matter, stops being perpetual, we’ll fix it for free. Why, oh why, can’t my ex-true love take a hint? I’m going home now to cook some leftover goose for dinner. Maybe that’ll shut them up.
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