Timex Ironman Triathlon Men’s Watch T5C661
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Well known name brand watch for the urban chic and the uptown classy. This deal of the day is $18.99 (68% off the $59.95 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Finally, a watch that’s actually really made for a true tough guy, and not a made up tough guy like I often like to pretend I am (I admit it, I’ve never actually or will ever actually wrestle a shark…but maybe a Turgarine, though sightings are rare…). Have you seen triathletes? They’re more ripped than the shirtless werewolves from Twilight New Moon. I mean, triathletes have to master not one sport, but three. That’s pretty hardcore. And this watch was built for them. Even if you’re not triathlete, but would like to think that at any given moment you could stop watching Seinfeld reruns after work and actually go train for one, then this watch works for you, too. It’s perfect for athletes of any capacity, or for non-athletes who would just like to time themselves to see how long it takes to run from the cubicle to the coffee machine and back (my time: 28 seconds. Beat that, loser). And best yet, the JomaDeal’s Deal of the Day discount makes it even more affordable to get this physical training must-have. So when you’re friends see you wearing it and ask you about it, you can nonchalantly mention that it’s nothing, you just needed a good watch to help you train for the Hawaii Ironman, that’s all. Then take a swig of Gatorade and watch their mouths gap as they offer you coffee and dates with their girlfriends.
Buying this watch is like putting a giant, new trophy on your mantel and creating a youtube channel for it. Whether you actually earned it or ordered it from the local trophy maker is irrelevant (in the words of Demetri Martin, “I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.”). The point is to always look awesome, whether you’re actually awesome or not, and one day you will be awesome (I heard that on Oprah last week. Yes, I watch Oprah. So what? Her show is ending, we have to savor all the delicious moments we can before they’re all gone…)
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