Timex Ironman Triathlon Mens Watch T5G801
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Just in time for the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver. This deal of the day is $19.99 (69% off the $64.95 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
You know what the Vancouver Winter Olympics needs (besides real snow)? They need a new event that features the most manly and athletic athletes known to man. Sure, skiing and bobsledding isn’t easy. But a true Ironman athlete is so hardened and cold that if you pressed your tongue against him it would stick, and then he would rip your lungs out of your nostrils for putting your tongue on him (at least it would make for an interesting Christmas movie). These are athletes so tough and grizzled that it makes Shaun White look like Kristi Yamaguchi in her pink tutu skating costume (and pink is NOT Shaun’s best color). I want to see a Winter Olympics Triathlon, starting with the 800m polar bear swim with actual polar bears, followed by the 5k avalanche escape, and ending with a timed grizzly hunt. And every one of these events must be done with nothing more than a speedo and a wristwatch. Now that would be an Ironman event worth watching, and today’s deal of the day, the Timex Ironman Triathlon watch, is a perfect training companion. Run with it, walk with it, lift with it, do anything you like to get the strong, chiseled, polar bear fighting physique you dream about. And today only, it’s yours at 69% off. So buy this watch today, and be prepared tomorrow when the Olympics make Intimidation an official sport (a competition where you just stare at your opponent until he pees his pants. Now tell me you wouldn’t watch that).
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