Tissot Carson Automatic Mens Watch T95.1.483.51
Out of stock
You waited too long, and now we’re sold out. You must be devastated. At least you
can hold on to the hope that tomorrow we’ll have another awesome luxury deal on
the table. Now wipe your tears and go buy yourself a cookie. You’ll feel better
A sweet automatic watch that you’ll do anything to
This deal of the day is $219 (45% off the $395 retail price) with FREE SHIPPING. Sale
ends at midnight tonight
Alright, Joker, tell me where my Tissot watch
is. What have you done with it?
Me? I was right here.
Enough games. Tell me what I want to know.
What time is it?
I don’t know! You took my watch! What difference does that make anyway?
Well, depending on what time it is, your watch could be in one place,
Enough games Joker. I want that watch back unharmed. It had everything
I wanted: comfortable stainless steel bracelet, a stunning black dial, automatic movement,
30m water resistance. It was
the perfect Batwatch.
I’m sure it was. But I know the truth. When JomaDeals sold it at a 45%
discount, there was no going back to the way things were. They changed
Then why do you want to kill my watch?
Hahaha! I don’t want to kill your watch! What would I do without it?
Go back to paying full price for stuff?
You’re a monster.
People are the monsters. Sure, they act civil when everything is going
to plan, but when the first sign of a good deal comes along, everyone
loses their minds. You’ll see, when the deal is released and the chips
are down, these civilized people will eat each other. I’m not a
monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.
You’re wrong! There are plenty of watches for everyone.
Nope. They are only being sold for one day or until supplies last.
Crap. Commissioner, get every man you can trust. We’re going to have a
riot on our hands. And BTW, Joker, for an anarchist you’re extremely
Thank you. I’m also aware of the irony. Can I have my phone call now?
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