Durable, stylish wallet, available in two styles. This deal of the day is $99 (65% off the $280 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
One day, thousands of years from now, mankind will be extinct, and aliens from far off planets will come to excavate our remains to learn about our culture (like at the end of A.I.). And digging through the ruble they will find something shocking. They’ll find hundreds of pictures of screaming little children forced to sit on the lap of a fat, white-bearded man in a red suit at a shopping mall. They’ll have the evidence they need to blow our planet to bits and move on to something else. I’m 100% positive that is what will happen. Why is it that we parent’s get so much joy out of torturing our children this way? Maybe it’s so, years from now, we’ll have something to show their first boyfriend or girlfriend when they come to visit. Or is it just an unconscious desire to get revenge on our children for all the sleepless nights and ruined shirts they’ve caused? Probably a little of both. It’s the choice you get to make for being an adult and having money. So while you’re busy plotting ways to torture your children in socially acceptable ways, this sleek men’s wallet from Tod’s will hold your money for you. It’s sturdy, it’s pretty (in a manly way), and it has an elastic strap for that little something extra. Get it now for yourself or for a loved one as a last minute Holiday gift. It’s a good way to go if you’re still wondering what your stocking stuffer will be. And thousands of years from now, when the aliens uncover your old home and find the horrifying pictures, they may leave in disgust, but they’ll take this wallet with them. Evidence that humanity at one time had style (and disposable income…those were the days…).
- Beige or Black pebbled leather
- Grey contrast stitching
- Silver-tone hardware
- Elastic strap in orange, burgundy, tan and brown loops around the wallet
- 1 zipper pocket, 2 billfolds, 12 card slots and 2 slip pockets
- 7 1/4" width x 3 1/2" height x 1" depth
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